muthafukah! GrAd NyTe WuZ dA ShYt! LeMmE bRAkE iT dowN 4 Ya nNiGgUz... fUrst, We wuZ geTtiN oN dA bUs & We wErEnT pOseD 2 TaKe oPeN bOttLeS oN bUt I wuZ lYke "DeY wOnT chEcK iN mY Azz" & nOnE dEm MuhFukAs Did LOL bUT OMG it WuZ aLL wArM. LOL

DeN wE b On Da rYde OvA thUr & lYkE diS uGlY chIca WuZ aLL lYke "Matt..somethIng" I cUldNt TeLL cuZ Her AiR sTuFF smELL lykE pOOp. LOLLLOLOLLLLOOOOOL I wUz LyKe "HeLL nAh, StEp oFF." & shE WulDnt sO i FlaShEd hEr & sHe tRieD 2 tHroWsUp bUt She nO waNNa sO it CamE oUt HeR NoSeY & LOL kthnx

wE gOt dEre & iT wUz mY chAnxE 2 AcT oUt mY fAntAsY oF bAnGiN mInNiE mOuSe. OMG sHe Is So HoTT. I uSeD 2 Be In My RooM kIcKiN mY nAkEd LeGs 2 HeR 4 uThA rEaSooNz.  LOL s0 lyKe I bR0Ke AwAy fRum EvErY1 whEn dEyS wUz gOiN oN fUn sTuff & wEnT 2 TooNtOwn. I kNew mY fAnTaSiEz wUz CummIn tRu. I wEnt DoWn dA sTreeT & dA STOP sIgN wUz All "Go Get 'Er MaTT." & i wUz Lyke "Yah!"

I oPeNd Da D0Or & WhO dO i c? RaKiKi'S ReD aSS!!!! OMG i wuZ so PiSSd I thReW hIm 2 dA groUnd & cLenChd My fIstS & sTaRtd CrYiN. MayB iT wuZ dA liQuOr oR dA bAd WeEd dAt DoNaLd DuCk sOLd mE, bUt I wuZ so()o MaD dAt I wAnTd 2 StAb hEr In HeR chEst & kiLL hEr DeaD.

LOL dOnAlD b SeLLiN sUm bAd sHiT. DaT wEEd MaKe YoU wAnnA eAt KiTTens Wit sUm coRnbReAd 'n' HoTsAuCe. LOL dEy b aLL teNdeR & shYt. HeLL yAh. MaYb dAtS jUs Me.

LOLOLOLOLOL wE LieK wEnT 2 C sTarWaRs dA tHurD & LiEk mAcKz & NicOlE wUz BeIn aLL bLaBbItY BlAh BlOO & I CuLdNt HeAr mY fAvoRiTe ScEnEs wIt jARjAR bInKyS!!!1! LOL dAt My NiGGa. hE b aLL "mIsA dInK ppL gon' DiE!" & shYt. DEn LiEk aFtErwuRdz wE wUr In dA loBBBBBBBy & I hAd Da LarGe pOpCOrN bUt I sTiLL LiEk AsKd & gOt Mor PoPcOrn. I LuV mE SoMe POpcOrN, BoY. Y'KnO bLacK fOlKz InVenTed pOpcOrn!! 2 dAys In dA suMmA a FeW kIdz In AlAbamamauhh wUz thInKin' How Dey CulD gIt riD of A whYte LadeeS coRn sO dEy b LieK "PoP dAt ShyT. POp a FeW CaPs NigGa"
------------w-------& dAt Iz Da sToReee oF pOpcOrn LOL

MaX wuZ bEiN aLL gAy  & I wuZ kEeP hAvIn 2 TeLL hIm "No0o0o0o, I am Da StrAigHtiSt NiGgA aLivE. BeS' StEp BaCk I dOnT pLaY." BuT dEn I wuZ tAgTeAmEd.. oH nOes!!!!

SuMtYmEs I wAnnA b a TeRroRisT..... OoPs LOL

I hAtE mY friEnDz, dEy ALL wAnT wuT i g0T gOiN oN iN mY pAnTz! OMG

LOL skOoL aLmOsT oUttIe & U nO wAt DaT MeAnZ!!!!!!? PaRtAy parT ParTe'. LOL. @ CaRt Is DaT wH0Le PoRtFoLiO wEbSyTe & I nEeDeD 2 WryTe A BiOgRuFfY, so HerE It GoeZ:

Hi, I b MaTt tHe C0olEsT MuThAFuCkaH U Eva MeT, Yo. I uSeD tO b In Da BlAck PantHas Jr & I wILL clAmE 2 b MexI iF deY wErE giVin $$$$$ 2 b So. I oNcE aTe A FlOwR cuZ I wuZ CuRiOs 2 dA TaiSt. I hAyt GayS. Dey B SupA gAy. If A gaY d00d wuZ aLL "Matt, would you like to engage in sexual activities?" I wuLd b aLL heLL nAh! (GaYs B tAlkIn aLL fAnCy 'n' ShYt) I Liv iN FreSnO0o0o0o0o0o0o CaLi. Y'kNo GottA kEep It Wes'syDe. WeSt CoAst BabY ThUg LyFe. SoMeTiMeS I b LooKin iN gUrlz WinDowZ anD dEy b aLL "MaTT!?!?!?! Wuzzup Baby BoI?" BcuZ deY lYke maI StyLe & I gOt dA M0veZ iN BeD. LOL NEwAyZ, ThIs b My PoRtFoLio0o0o. SuCk oN ThAt ShIt, BiTcH.

WhAtchU DiNk? I diNk iT b So FrEsH & sO clEEn. OMG LOL I iS FunnI

LOL dOnT b GaY. StAy In SkOOL. DrInk yO mILk...LOL (bUt NoT gAy-LyKe)

BRB

OMG LOL.

sO lYke i gOt A titty p0CkeT. DeM gAys B tRyIn tO fEel mE uP. It B suPa gAy. lyKe A sAuSugE 0n dA gaY MeAt-Er. LOL gEt It? NEwayZ. I wuZ sAyIn dAt iF suM1 wuZ stiCkin Me Up & deY wAnted 2 Get My $$$ & wErE all "opEn dAt poCket & gimme dA $$$" den I wuLd b all "oh No u di'n't....hEll No...besIdeS, iT's Gon' RaIn." & den we'D laffo & caLL it A nytE.

MaX D. UseD 2 mAkE mE sAy Dat. It wuz fuKeD uP. I wEnT HoMe Dat NyTe anD gOt NakEd & bUrieD mY fAcE iN My PiLLow aNd BaWLed. I jUst LaId thUrr & soAkeD mY piLLow wit TeArS. I wuLd kIcK mY LegS lyKe I wuz SwiMMin sumTimEs BecuZ I wuz So0o0o0o0o0o mAd.

LOL Im High aS a MuthAfuCkah OMG

Aight, Peace NiggLetZ.

DeNg, so0o0o muCh stUff gOne & haPPen Dat It UNbeLeevIble. Makoko wUn soMe Shiete. LiEk da PPLZ chOiCe. Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. Mikey JaxSun Is mY daDDy. LOL. dats FunnI. Da AngelZ b c00.

IM sO hIgH oN UppErz, iTs Un-fuckin-believable. LOL drugs. LOL

AlSo daT thIng iN frunna FHS is teh COOL. tEllS mE Tyme...lieK a biG ol' WatcH. Dems CooL.

I iS nOt garBaGe LiEk JonAthuN dude. d00d. d00d.

LOL. christ....